Welcome to Michelleaneous, a glorious mishmash of errant and often unpredictable tales of adult life.

I’m a professional writer by trade and by desire, creating copy for every sort of publication in every sort of industry. I currently offer freelance services for both copywriting and copyediting at competitive rates. You can check out my portfolio for further information and pricing.

Meanwhile, I’m an artist in a constant fight for improvement, dabbling in every medium: baking, photography, digital painting, oils, watercolors, sketching, and colored pencils, to name a few. I am a master of none, so there won’t be any newspapers glorifying my name in the near future, but I’ve finally accepted that life is all about the journey, not the destination. As long as I’m moving forward, I’ll consider myself a success.

This website, much like myself, is a work in progress. Please feel free to check out my blog for my latest attempts to be funny and/or deeply intellectual.